Friday, May 4, 2007

Special Appearances At Qian Hu

How did you spend your Labour's Day?

Well, I was still labouring in the morning by teaching tuition but in the afternoon, I went to a place I've never been before. It's called - QIAN HU! It's a fish farm and I was on the quest to hunt for my next toilet buddy with The Mushroom and The Cooking Pot. Yes ... another Beng and Lian's family member.

The place was awesome ... wanna see whom I met? Let's see hmmm ... there were some celebrities there, you know? I'll show you one of them first ....


So this is ... Jolie-look-a-like fish .. don't you think her lips are so kissable? :p ... WEKS! Unfortunately, it's injected by human :( ... not as natural as AJ's lips. HUAH.


Next, we have a Siamese Turtle. Yes! It has two heads. I'm not sure to call it turtle or turtles. -.-


Oh ya .... the white mini lobster ... isn't it cute?? I wonder whether he's albino or not. Hmm ....


Then finally, the new addition to my family ... to the left is my roommate's Flappy and to the right is no other than the reputable family member of the Beng. I call him ... Yin Yang Beng. Why??? Because he's balanced ... black and white. :p He ain't pretty but heck ... he has dat Beng look! I like. HAHA.


After choosing Yin Yang Beng, I brought him touring around the farm and here's one good shot when he was looking at the parrot fish.

After the touring and the shopping, we finally went to hunt for Flappy & Yin Yang Beng's food. After we have made our choice (not sure it's good or not as Flappy is not eating but Beng being Beng is pretty happy about it :p), we made payment to it. And then ... we met another "celebrity" animal!! Can you believe it? But this time, only Miss Cooking Pot has the honour to have that priceless encounter. (Honestly, I wouldn't mind to lose this honour :p) ...
What happened was, I was walking around with
Miss Cooking Pot as Miss Mushroom was busy at the cashier's counter. Suddenly, one lady approached Miss Cooking Pot and said she had something on her back ... without knowing what it was, Miss Cooking Pot used all her energy to grab me and keep shouting "HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME" .... and the lady who knew what it was said "I don't want" ... Her answer apparently didn't have much calming effect on our poor Miss Cooking Pot. I wanted to help but I couldn't, I was grabbed so tight as if I'm a balloon that was going to fly away. -.-

Luckily there's one hero (which I believed is the husband of that lady) who told us that it's Mr. Se-piderman was on her body and he courageously captured it with tissue and squashed it. (Too bad I don't have any pic on this. Need to ask
Miss Cooking Pot to draw it out - OI PANCI, DRAW LER). So, there you go ... the all BLACK MR. Se-piderman paid Miss Cooking Pot a visit at the fish farm. I've no idea how it gets there but ... may be because Spiderman 3 is showing and they are heavily promoting the black suit, so Mr. Black Se-piderman also wanted to do some promotion to Miss Cooking Pot. Too bad, that he ended up .... squashed -.- So much for Peter Parker's adventure.

Anyway, enough of those celebrities madness, time to showcase Flappy & Yin Yang Beng. :-)


This is the elegant Miss Flappy (actually it's a he .... but he looks too elegant so shall call him Miss)


And finally, my new toilet buddy - Yin Yang Beng! ;-) Glad to have you in our house. Yippee!

Oh ya ... we also tried to make them "fight" through the glass and had a video on it ... apologize that you need to watch it by tilting your head to the side ... this is because our super amateur camerawoman was on drug. She mistakenly ate the fish food we got from the fish farm. So .... I apologize for any neck pain caused.

Ying Yang Beng vs Flappy - S01E01


The first one was captured with my camera which I thought couldn't be uploaded to Youtube -.- Hell I was wrong ... anyway here's the transcript:

(At first it was silence everyone is trying hard to hold their breath but then it failed and hell broke loose)
Miss Cooking Pot: Start already ah ... Ha ha ha ha
Me: Gagal (means failed in Bahasa Indonesia). Use my handphone lar. Your one can't put in youtube one.
Miss Mushroom: Ah really ah? Eh, Say lar...

So embarassing -.- apparently it can be put in youtube! OMG.

Ying Yang Beng vs Flappy - S01E02

So we switched by using my handphone and everyone was still holding their breath and tried to only whisper to communicate but ....... -.-

Miss Cooking Pot: (Pointing at Yin Yang Beng) He's eating ... Wakakaka ... Bo Chap (Ignorant)
Me: You all wanna fight fight lar. I wanna eat.
Miss Cooking Pot: Ya lor. Haha.
Miss Mushroom: Eh don't laugh ler. I'm shaking, man, if I laugh.
Me: My Ah Beng..... I have no face anymore.
Miss Mushroom: Aiyoh, Flappy so pretty.
Me: Eat some more. Eat some more!!! Fight lah you .... Haiya ... World Peace
Miss Mushroom: Gong gong (stupid), man!
Me: Cape (tired) already lar ..
Miss Cooking Pot: Ya lar I think cape already
Me: Don't fight already lar. Peace out. Peace out, dude. Where is the love ....
Miss Cooking Pot: You said Peace out, dude. Then Flappy said Piss on you.
All: HAHAHAHHA!!
Me: I think this video gone case already
(The video was paused for a few seconds as they didn't seem to be fighting and then when they did, we recorded again)
Miss Mushroom: Where?
Me: There? They are fighting. They are camera shy.
Me: Forget it lah ... done already lar ...
Miss Mushroom: No no .. it's going on. It's still going on. So I stop ah?
Me: You paused just now ah?
Miss Mushroom: I don't know. Anyway should I keep going on?
Miss Cooking Pot: Be right back. Be right back.
Miss Mushroom: Should I keep going on?
Me: Up to you lar

The end ....

OMG -.- the way we all talk ... I guess anybody who normally speak proper English will be so puzzled and may need to be hospitalized. I love my Singlish and guess now everyone knows why I name my fish Beng & Lian. :p Like owner like pet. :p

3 comments:

Belle said...

LOL RETARDED LOR. lembu ur laughter is like SO FUNNY I KEEP ON LAUGHING LOLS

Anonymous said...

how lame can that be??!!! OMG.
ya ya ya, that's wat "tulip garden" ppl would do. especially our unit one. whahahaha
omg!
be right back
be right back!
bwahawhhwahwahwaa. idiotz!!!
sepiiiiiiiiderman 3 is coming soon!
let's "ketchup" together! bwahawha

Anonymous said...

lols... must go and watch spiderman 3 i watched liao. VERY NICE. go watch go watch :D